You're pitiful
(By Weird Al Yankovic)
My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain’t impressin’ me
U’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Never had a date
That you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer bein’ you
Well you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Ev8d U know still calls ya Farty pants
But you’ll always have a job
Well, I mean…As long as you...
Still can work that Slurpie machine
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
You’re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you’re playin’ Halo 2
No one’s classier than you
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la loser
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Ur dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and U’re 42
Guess you’ll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
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你有夠悲哀
(5bear譯詞)
我的人生有夠精彩
你的人生真正帶賽
你有影是爬代爬代
你的錢完全無夠開
你的名牌攏是假牌
恁爸看著起毛足歹
你擱掠準你真囂掰
你實在是有夠悲哀
你實在是有夠悲哀
你真正是有夠悲哀
也無七仔甲你塞奶
所以你攏秋袂起來
你鼻起來像一普賽
你按怎會這呢失敗
你跳舞像騎歐都拜
而且你袂曉談戀愛
大家攏嘛叫你蔡賽
不過你的頭路袂歹
呃我是講無大無才
你擱會曉用剉冰台
你實在是有夠悲哀
你實在是有夠悲哀
你真正是有夠悲哀
你穿半領衫東東晃
吃物件吃甲落下頦
玩的電動早就淘汰
你無做古董足無彩
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
啦啦啦啦啦啦失敗
你實在是有夠悲哀
你實在是有夠悲哀
你真正是有夠悲哀
連你的狗都甘願家己ＤＩＹ
四十外外擱愛你娘共你奉待
你一定不知你家己這呢ＧＹ
我若像你按呢我早就去跳海
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